For the last two days I have been most upset as I have been made to curtail my grazing activities because of this terrible weather you have ordered. Now I have heard that most of this damp isle is in drought but really??? How can this be??? Never have I heard such a ridiculous statement!
|I don't 'do' damp...|
Over the last 48 hours I have had to contend with the following:
1/. Pouring rain in volumes that have no right to be seen in a country in drought!
2/. Thunder and lightning (I hide behind Dragon as she will get struck first, her ears are the highest....)
3/. Hail (ouch)
4/. Gales (it's just not right to have wind blowing up your botty... it should be the other way around, hehe)
6/. A grumpy Dragon, she has even been rugged up which is unusual as she normally hates this especially as the rug is not pink!
7/. A stupidly happy Ro-Land who is oblivious to bad weather and is merrily eating all the grass that Dragon and I are too busy sheltering to eat, he is a Shetland Pony you know (yawn as he keeps telling us)
Us desert animals just don't do rain, we are not waterproof and do not possess the stupidly thick coat that Ro-Land does for just such eventualities, I am officially a rather grumpy mule today :-(
So please muleteers I implore you start doing a dance for sunshine, this poor mini mule can't take much more..... Tonight I will be talking to FH about finding me a special little mini mule rug just for me :-)