That naughty mini mule has been showing off again Muleteers, he has been insisting on busting some rather elegant moves and showing off to his fans, honestly that creature has got the biggest ego for such a small man! Hmmmm FH calls it small man syndrome, what does she mean??
So I thought it should be my turn to show off some moves. FH has informed me that new to the stud market will be the unbeaten and rather handsome (even if his ears are too short) thoroughbred Frankel. Apparently he's never lost a race, is faster than any competitor on the flat and has earned his humans millions of carats? FH says that it is going to cost about £100,000 for a lady to go on a date with him.... I ask you muleteers is any man worth that? FH says that as I'm a mule I might get a discount as his dating will be futile anyway, apparently I'd get the fun without the consequences.... I have no idea what FH is talking about! So my plan is to save FH some carats and make myself irresistible to the boys, that way I'm sure they'll be soooo impressed there'll be no charge :-)
My first maneouvre is the kick my heals up over my head, what do you think? FH was rather alarmed at this move, she seems to think she wouldn't be able to stay on if I tried it with her on board..... best keep perfecting your sticky bum FH!
Next is the standing start, don't I look like I'm ready for business muleteers??
Oh muleteers I ran out of puff and couldn't put that naughty mini mule in his place. Maybe he's just showing he cares and doesn't want me going off with a short ears?? Hmmmm oh well I think I'm a little tired out after my catwalk display, maybe next time I'll persuade FH to paint my nails and do my hair just in case Frankel comes by? 'Til next muleteers, any tips on how to impress the boys most gratefully received (but don't tell MH he may ground me and scare off any of my future boyfriends.....)