Woofs and Wags Muskehounds! The mules have taken pity on me as I am house and lead bound after my little accident.... oops.... I am now 3.8 legged and well on the way to recovery. I have been so bored that those long ears have allowed me to steal a blogging spot! Maybe this blog should be called Dogtanian and The Three Muskehounds like the original inspiration? So as I'm the longest standing member of the clan I guess I should introduce myself, I hope you'll forgive the fact that I am not an equine.....
Name: Murph, also known as the Pocket Sized Labrador
|GH...supplier of banned substances!|
Favourite Words: W.A.L.K. the humans think I don't know what this means, gosh they're really stupid if they can't spell!
Favourite Person: Granny Human for supplying banned food substances like sausage rolls, bits of her meals and providing ample cuddles and sympathy, Granny also allows me on the sofa, throws my ball and calls me her darling a lot :-) I do love my FH and MH too but nothing beats the naughtiness of a Granny!
Unique Talent: Wagging so hard that I regularly knock things over including myself. I can also 'speak' on command and sing. The humans taught me this to stop me from barking at things... I have simply widened my vocal repertoire :-)
Guilty Pleasure: Lying on the sofa in MH's place when he's not around and placing my head in FH's lap for cuddles and attention. In our house we all pretend this doesn't happen, dogs don't go on the furniture.... ermmm no one told me.
Least Favourite Thing: The V.E.T. or the car... I'm also a little uncertain about new people I don't know.
Favourite Vice: FOOD! I'm an eating machine, well I am a labrador?
Favourite Clothing: My Argentinian Polo dog collar, I show that Dragon mule who has the nicest bridle leather in this house. Apart from that I need no clothes I am invincible!
Favourite Possession: Doris Donkey my favourite toy. Doris needs to be paraded and presented to the humans when they return from work, she is my very favourite toy at the moment, I show her this by carrying her around and drooling on her.
Alternative Career: Chief Crunchy Biscuit Tester
Describe Yourself in Three Words: Loyal, Starving, Obsessive
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
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