Wednesday, 6 February 2013
Feeding Time at The Mule Zoo
What's a Mini got to do to get some service round here? Honestly dinner time here is chaotic! FH calls it feeding time at the mule zoo.... hmmm charming... we are not common beasts like lions and elephants you know? The problem here is that like all good restaurants everyone wants to eat at the same time. Unfortunately here the Maitre D is not very good at crowd control! I decided some feedback was in order so here's my review of the 'The Mule Restaurant'
When one of us spots FH entering the yard at roughly the right time we all gallop down full speed ahead. Some of us are better at queueing than others, there is a hierarchy here that must be obeyed.
Dragon is often first in to the yard, she has longer legs for running to the restaurant than us minis and is definitely greedy. She pulls her greedy face at FH and squawks.
Enter my handsomeness who must restore order.... honestly I'm supposed to be a customer, not staff!
I pull my angry ears at Dragon so that she knows I am first to get my starter (yummy vit supplement)
I do have to ensure that I also use my 'I love you' ears for FH as I don't want her to not love me or feed me.... even though I am the customer!
Roller stays outside the restaurant and stares in through the glass at all the lucky diners, he will wait his turn though as he says some of the other diners have bad manners.
Just when the Maitre D (FH..) is nearly ready to seat us an interloper emerges and barges right on in to the restaurant blocking the path of the Maitre D, some diners think they are worthy of special treatment and always have the look of the cat that got the cream?
Finally we are all seated and given our tasty meals! Roller needs to be quick as it seems naughty Catanian has her eyes on his dinner, I'm not sure that mule vits are good for cats?
Once the vits and mins are dispensed with it's time for the main course, yummy haylage! I have stuffed my mouth with ample quantities so that Roller doesn't notice it....
Oh no! The other diner has noticed my spectacular dinner and is trying to help themselves!
Alas when all the goodies have been exhausted from the menu it's time for the healthy option for dessert...
FH we did not say we wanted to eat at the Health Food Restaurant with it's fibre rich and low sugar dessert menu....uggh :-(
We give this restaurant a 5/10 - lacking in service, the clientele are decidedly pushy, the dessert menu leaves a lot to be desired and the Maitre D is pretty useless ;-) Eat well my friends!