The Three Muleteers invite you in to their world of long eared ponderings and experiences of everyday life as mules that own humans living in the UK. The gang are Callie the riding mule, The Mini a handsome miniature mule whose small stature belies his huge personality and Ro-Land the honorary long ear who is really a shetland pony. They are joined on their adventures by the humans they own and their conspirator Catanian (aka Diesel the crazy cat).
Miaow, Dragon, I'm bored! The mice have all run away and there's no one to play 'Cat and Mouse' with. Please will you play with me? We could make a new game called 'Cat and Mule'! You'd love it!
No Catanian, go away I'm eating!! Can't you see I have important things to do!
Fine then I'll go and play on my own..... those mules like rolling around, I'll give it a go too!
It's no good I'm still BORED!
Oh come on Dragon, stop standing there stuffing your face, a minute on the lips an inch on the hips remember! I'm bored and I'm just gonna keep annoying you til you play with me!
"Oh for Goodness sake Catanian! OK, OK, what are the rules of the game?"
"Well Dragon it's like playing chase, today I'll be the mouse and you can be the cat (confusing hey?!), you need to try and catch me and I'll try to get away!"
Hmmm, sounds quite easy, I can catch that pesky cat!
Come on Dragon, ready, let's go!! What do you mean you can't catch me up here?
That's the idea! The game of Cat and Mule is impossible.....for once I get to be the hunted and hah! You Can't Get Me! ..... What do you mean you don't wanna play anymore? We've only just started!
Come back here kitty cat!! You're not supposed to be running away to the other side of the fence where I can't get you..... I am not impressed at this game. We mules are not outsmarted often! If I could somehow get over this gate I'd catch you!
Hehehe, that got the mule angry! Oops!
It's interesting to know what it feels like to be the mouse and just sit tantalisingly out of reach ;-) I seem to have found myself in the fire pile, yikes, best get out of here quick before Dragon gets over here and starts breathing fire..... I might be in trouble then!
Here's to my new game Cat and Mule - how to frustrate your long eared friends in one easy step..... I did rather enjoy it ;-)