What'd you mean I'm not supposed to be here? The door was open and there's a mule shaped space so I thought I pop in and do inspection duty.
It's a good job I did! Would you look at this mess! Your room is a disgrace... there is hay all over the floor, here let me help you tidy that up... don't look so unamused! What's that you say that I'll get stuck? No don't be silly I can turn in the tightest spaces, some of us watch our waistline unlike those boys!
What's that you said? You don't bother sleeping in here any longer as it's soooo messy, you've found a tidy bedroom? With THE BOYS?! What?! They are not tidy! I've seen their bedroom in the morning, it looks like they've had a party, food everywhere, mini nuggets sprinkled far and wide and buckets up ended. I don't know how a lady can live in such a place?
What do you mean you have a deal? The Minis check when you're in residence (your ladyship)....