|My aim is coming along nicely!|
Wednesday, 20 November 2013
House Trained Mule
Everyone goes on about house training dogs, cats and kids but what about mules? We are capable of it you know! Honestly I think sometimes humans underestimate us.....
I am fully house-trained and trustworthy and leave all of my mule’s gold in neat little piles far away from my bed and food; they are always ready for collection by the chamber maid (aka FH). Those boys next door make an amazing mess for poor FH every morning; anyone would think they have no manners? But then I guess they are boys right? I am the most popular mule ever with my tidy toilet habits. My bed stays immaculate and I go through fewer shavings than a hamster. There are occasions when I am not so perfect though.... when it’s driving rain and wind I do resort to the indoor facilities as I don’t like to get my delicate self wet, I’m sure you understand?
The only problem is that the humans STILL won’t let me in the house.... boo! They don’t think there is such a thing as a
kitty mule litter tray..... hmmm well I been
thinking and maybe a bucket will do?
So I’m practicing my aim in the bucket in the hope that the humans will let me indoors.... after all what could be better than sharing your house with a pretty, dainty, house trained mule?
Come on humans show some heart you know you’d like me curled up on the sofa in front of the fire :with you, I'm pretty small really :-)