Monday, 17 March 2014
Milo's First Swim!
Hey Cloth Dog, look at me I'm in the water! It's such a lovely, warm Spring day this is a great way to cool down. My legs are a little bit cold though…
What do you mean that this isn't swimming? And I need to get all my body under…. hmmm, I'm not really sure but guess when my Big Brother tells me something's ok I should give it a go right?
Yikes! Oh My DOG! You did not tell me it would be this cold and Clother where's the ground? Quick get me out of here, I'm a thin skinned, stilt legged lurcher not a padded, waterproof labrador! Whatever were you thinking?!
Must try to climb out as quickly as possible!
Oh VERY cold, not liking it. Quick, run away!
No Clother, no, not more water. No need to be generous with it, I've had enough water!
Gee whizz, you're like a big sponge Cloth Dog! It's a wonder you don't sink!
I'm cold and wet and need to go home now, I need to tell someone of my trauma that will understand how awful things were….. poor me!
Oh yes a little snuggle in the sunshine will do the trick.
I tell you what Human Foal or Space Invader or whatever your name is… that swimming thing is not to be recommended. You stick with me and I'll keep you dry…. although I can't guarantee to not lick your face ;-)